Lyrics

Everyone's pretending that they're not a selfish piece of shit The act only lasts until December the twenty sixth Then they'll resort to being backstabbing gutless swine Jockeying to the front of the department store return line Peace on earth Goodwill towards man Will never happen don't you understand Feed the homeless for a week or two But when it's all over kick 'em back on the street The Less the merrier Give me a nice thick barrier Between me and all their holiday cheer Same routine year after year Winter is coming you just don't want to think about it The days are getting shorter, darker, and colder that's about it Congratulate each other on what a great year it's been With a month of hedonistic pleasures and sin Look what's under the Christmas tree St. John's Wort and some pornography I don't want to celebrate Just sit in the dark, tell everyone to fuck off The Less the merrier Give me a nice thick barrier Between me and all their holiday cheer Same routine year after year