Lyrics

[Verse] I used up every sick day I had so I started calling in late Now I find I'm even more behind, the fall lineup's gonna be great It's becoming a full time job, and you can call me Emily Nussbaum I need to see the next fifteen seasons if I ever want to keep calm [Chorus] Golden age of TV Never leave the living room again Golden age of TV An update on a trusted friend Golden age of TV Cheers to the national health Golden age of TV And nothing else [Verse] I'm getting lost in fictional worlds, character depth and byzantine plot No need to deal with the latest war, another unarmed citizen shot Lower the blinds and I'll be just fine as long as you keep them shut Parental block on the cable news god bless the new samizdat [Chorus] Golden age of TV Never leave the living room again Golden age of TV An update on a trusted friend Golden age of TV Cheers to the national health Golden age of TV And nothing else