Forgetful Lucy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The Hukilau was the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn't remember me the very next day [Chorus] Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-ie [Verse 2] I used to trick you into pullin' your car over so we could chat But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat Than we drove up to see Dr. Keets And find out why Doug always has to change his sheets [Chorus] Forgetful Lucy Cracked her head like Gary Busey [Verse 3] But I still love her so And I'll never let her go Even if while I'm singin' this song She's wishin' I had Jocko the Walrus's shlong [Chorus] Forgetful Lucy Her lips are so damn juicy [Outro] How about another first kiss?