Black Bart Blues

Lyrics

[Skit] (Bruce) 'What the fuck's that?' (Girl) 'Hi, guys, are you in a band or something? I mean, heh, I mean it Would be so cool if you were in a band 'cos you're driving a big bus with band on the front of it' (Bruce) 'Why don't you shut up and get on board, will ya?' (Girl) 'Wow! I have it here you got a stereo and a microwave And, and, and you got a beer, I'd like a Heineken if you've got One, that's really cool, that's great, yeah!' (Bruce) 'Would you like to see Black Bart?' (Girl) 'Who's Black Bart?' (Bruce) 'Let me introduce you' [Verse 1] Black Bart's seen it Black Bart knows Black Bart's done it The Black Bart blues Suspended in suspension Many evil nights in Tennessee, and elsewhere We all got to try the Black Bart blues [Verse 2] Black Bart's truckin' ain't what it seems Black Bart's lookin' Don't know where she's been Maybe she's an acrobat Spends her evenings dancing on a pole We all got to try the Black Bart blues ('Well I know she did, hah') [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Black Bart's tried it, most of anything Black Bart liked it but he couldn't sing So he asked me to tell ya Try it for yourself and you will see We all got to try the Black Bart blues Nice [Skit] (Bruce) 'What did you do that for?' (Girl) 'I'm sorry, I just, I..., I guess I'm not used to it.." (Bruce) 'Ohh, shut up and get on with it, will ya?' [Verse 4] Black Bart's livin' across an ocean now But Black Bart's lookin' to come back somehow So if you are a dancer You could dance around his pole in May That's a maypole [Guitar Solo] [Verse 5] Black Bart's coming Now Black Bart's gone Black Bart did it so I wrote this song Whatever and however In and out or several at a time (Mmm, yes!) We all got to do the Black Bart blues Here comes the guitar solo [Guitar Solo: Dave Murray] [Outro] We all got to try the Black Bart blues Yowsa! Yowsa! Yowsa! [Skit: Nicko McBrain] What ho said the t'ing It's Nicko here, hi, hi Toodeloo Aa-ha Ahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! Two, three, four *drums* *Mimics "The Evil That Men Do"* He thought pretty good [mifyet?] He thought pretty good [mifyet?] One, two, one two three four I fucking ran not taping it on Yeah alright... Ohwoaowoa Hi ho *coughs* one two three What ho said the t'ing Oh, oh okay I didn't see you over there mate Woah oh One, two, one two three Fuck my ol' boots Ah ha Yeah see, see hahahaha Are we ready? One, two, three Oh-ho... hello, hello? *Drums* Fooh... How about it? Heh-eh! Well... *Ding* dew dew dew, h-ha. That's a phatoor, m-hm!... Dew dew dew dew dew... The melody is playing innit? Dew dew dew ahahaha Shall I come in now or I stay here? I do de rastafaray water an everyt'ing Right, we take him away, then we go up here. Hm-hm-hm-hm... I said we take him away, and we go up here! M-hm! [No D for if yes?] CD, we're gonna put this on a CD! I got tiny solo at the end of the song Right oh mate, I want a ball Yeah, come n' I come n' I sat in there I can see you Phatoor said the t'ing Heeh hahaha I saw I said I seen 'em Hahahahaha... nah, very close