Lyrics

[All the males:] It's great to be a man It's swell to be a guy! [Timmy and Cosmo:] To scratch and dig And pick and itch... And no one asks us why! [Timmy:] We like to fight! [Cosmo:] We like to race! [All the males:] We grow our hair On every place! [Mr. Turner:] And everybody knows It's wrong to cry! [All the males:] It's great to be a hairy, smelly guy! [Timmy:] It's great to be a male It rocks to be a dude! [Timmy and Cosmo:] To eat and burp... And fart and spit And kill all of your food! [Male:] We like to hit? We like to punch! [Mr. Turner:] Do we like corn? [Dinkleberg:] I've got a hunch! [Timmy, Cosmo, and Mr. Turner:] And we like launching missiles in the sky! [All the males:] It's great to be a hairy, smelly [Cosmo:] Check it out, I got a belly! [All the males:] Great to be a hairy, smelly guy! [Cosmo:] Left! Left! Left! Left! Left! [Timmy:] It's great to be a guy That's why I sing this song! [Cosmo:] But I can't help But stop and think That maybe something's wrong! [Timmy:] But I've got meat And I got fire! [Cosmo:] There's nothing else that I require! [All the males:] Except perhaps a massive pizza pie! Because it's great to be a guy! G-U-Y Yes, Guy! Burp