Main Title Theme (The Carnivorous Carnival)

Lyrics

[COUNT OLAF] Look away, look away Look away, look away This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day Every single episode Is nothing but dismay So look away Look away, look away The Baudelaires are hiding In a carnival of freaks Count Olaf is the worst he's been For more than several weeks The lions in the Hinterlands Are hungry and quite fierce There is literally no program You can watch that's any weirse Just look away, look away There's nothing but horror And inconvenience on the way Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" And they will say, "Look away" Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away