Stupid Nintendo Games

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[Verse 1] Over 15,000 games to try To discuss and later shelve The consistency Alphabetically And Player's Choice can go to hell The size and shape of discs and cards For an hour or so I'll talk I swipe right on them 'Til both my thumbs are stems 'Cause everyday's Fat Tuesday in my eyes [Bridge] The world doesn't get my passion They all think Wii Play Motion's a sin But it's their loss for they Got no spare time to waste This is something I know we should all embrace [Verse 2] I'm on a quest To address all the requests Please understand this kind of stuff is virgin-etic cache We have been blessed No time to rest I've got a lot to undress You don't need sex This is better anyways It's stupid Nintendo games (Spoken) It may be hard to find a place to start So might I suggest? Not that (Verse 3) Might I suggest a Geist to start things out? Then moving on to Pac N' Roll Lost in Blue and Tetris 2 Or whatever's left at Kohl's Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games Name a better pair to taste If you said Madden '09 and skin Get the f*ck out of my face Please tell me that you understand As a vegan, it fits my diet plan They make for great Target treks As long as I'm not having sex You didn't tell me one of these was f*cking Gex [Verse 4] I shouldn't dwell (I shouldn't dwell) I've got no sex to sell Take 'em all and distribute 'em And you're spreading Wii Play It's so swell these extra copies extra ban you from hell I've got a FlingSmash to play every single day(doo-doo) Stupid Nintendo games [Verse 5] I must confess (I must confess) I might be slightly obsessed How could I not be? Have you've seen these? I've got no shame to blame If you're down and feeling blue And life drops in around you There's a solution for all that pollution pollutin' your brain Stupid Nintendo games!