Real Late Starter

Lyrics

I woke up late today Actually, I do that every day Got no place to be seen I'm not part of a scene I'm a genius loser Keeping counsel with my own opinion President of the state that I'm in Should I just stay in bed? Should I live in my head? Oh god, so many questions to ask Oh you could call it lazy I think of it as taking my time 'Cause I don't want to do what I don't want to do I'm a queen refuse-nik But oh my God, if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God, if I was somebody You'd be kissing my ass right now But I'm so polite I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life Oh well Day by day I wonder If I will be torn asunder By these things that I know that nobody else knows Or maybe it's the drinking Kids, we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign, oh Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker Oh my God, if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God, if I was somebody You'd be kissing my ass right now But I'm so polite I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life You must be having a laugh Oh god, you're having a laugh No point in worrying if my day's a disaster Inside my little head, I'm happy ever after Yes I am Oh my God, if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God, if I was somebody You'd be kissing my ass right now But I'm so polite I missed my calling in life Oh my God, if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God, if I was somebody You'd be kissing my ass right now But I'm so polite I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life Oh, what am I like? Yeah, well