The Backpack Song

Lyrics

I'm gonna get revenge on you Cuz its the only thing I've got left to do You messed me up in your navy van, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh I'm gonna get you back and its gonna be bad, whoa I'm gonna get revenge on you, I'm gonna get revenge on you I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah! And so then there was the time That, um, I showed you guys my new backpack Which I had bought for tour This really ugly orange backpack But I bought it specifically So that it wouldn't get confused With all you other guy's backpacks So anyhow you called me a few days later and you said "Hey where'd you - where did you get that backpack?" And I said "well I got it at K-Mart If you get one you should get the GREEN one Because thats totally different than my ORANGE one." Anyhow, so I show up at the tour van Getting ready to go on tour And who walks up with an orange backpack just like mine? Thats right, it was you! I'm not crazy, you're the one thats crazy! You're the one that bought my same backpack! Oooh! I'm gonna get revenge on you Cuz its the only thing I've got left to do You're a stupid-ass backpack-copying freak, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh I'm gonna get you back probably next week, whoa I'm gonna get revenge on you, I'm gonna get revenge on you Gonna get revenge on you! I said I-I-I'm gonna get-get-get re-venge-venge-venge on you-ou-ou-ou-ou I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah! On you... and your backpack... stealing... self