Born Weird

Lyrics

Back in school I didn't fit it My glasses were thick And my moustache was thin I was strong in the B.O And weak in the chin Oh it seemed like I never could win I'd fall for a girl But I never could date her I'd call her on the phone And breathe like Darth Vader I only knew the touch of a pocket calculator Again and again and again I was born weird I was born weird Always a nerd Genetically predisposed I was born weird I was born weird Raised on the sounds of the Dr. Demento Show He kept on plaing Weird Al on the radio-oh-oh-oh-oh Alright who took my inhaler? I saw a girl and I fell in love That's when I joined the math club But my calculus wasn's strong enough Her name was Vivian I ate my lunch in the computer lab Even the teachers thought it was sad Just me and my bologna again and again and again and again and again I was born weird I was born weird Always a nerd Genetically predisposed I was born weird I was born weird Raised on the sounds of the Dr. Demento Show He kept on plaing Weird Al on the radio-oh-oh-oh-oh [Weird al playing the accordion] Now I'm grown I play in a band And I still sing about Vivian Again and again and again and again and again and again and again I was born weird (born weird) I was born weird I was born weird (born weird) I was born weird [Voice of Dr. Demento] That was Nerf Herder with "Born Weird" Kind of an anthem for dementaids Featuring Weird Al Yankovic himself on the accordion Always remember to say deeemanted