The 2023 Gaming Rap Up

Lyrics

[Chorus] Another year is gone Another's on the rise So when you hear this song Throw controllers in the sky Twenty twenty three is over It's time to say goodbye Twenty twenty four is on us Throw controllers in the sky, in the sky [Verse] That's right, it's that time again I got a whole list of games, 'bout to line 'em in And then I put 'em in a song, yeah, I'm rhyming 'em So sit back and relax, yeah, we diving in In twenty twenty four we gonna get fired up Twenty twenty three is over, the time's up Lеt's take a look at the games bеhind us In no particular order, this is the line up First up we got Link in the building Back with the sequel, Tears of the Kingdom Saving Hyrule, battling evil And pretty much build anything you can think of This is an engineering students dream From flying machines to the oddly obscene They be making the most craziest stuff I've ever seen But the game is too good, so it won't die as a meme Starfield was a big deal Such a huge game, making big waves Using powers to blast the ecliptic Kinda like Fallout, but it's in space Had a lot of fun But some critics complained about loading screens But they also tried to land a spacecraft on a gas giant Some critics are kinda dumb Build a mech and get really excited You can Frankenstein your own bots and go battle 'em Gameplay was sort of repetitive But it don't matter, flying spider legs are spectacular Muggles worldwide very surprised That the wizarding world was met with dissension A lot of people boycotted the game Over JK Rowling's transphobic opinions Baldur's Gate What can I say? The game's awfully great But y'all was so busy out there trying to sex up a demon You could hardly concentrate Game of the year, it was well-deserved Mmm, look at Karlach and those deadly curves If she too hot to handle, I'm really cursed Oops, my bad, let's get back to these verses Mortal Kombat One Not the one from nineties, this time Liu Kang is a god Baraka's a victim of sickness Sub-Zero and Scorpion are the brothers? Man, everything's odd Street Fighter Six, hit the Hadouken Make your own character, it could get ugly I find it funny There's a certain site where the number one search is Chun-Li Cyberpunk added new parts to the map In a free DLC, they called it Phantom Liberty As soon as I seen Idris Elba's attached To the project, I fell in love instantly, pause Could've been a game on its own Because honestly this add-on's very extensive Making it had to be very expensive Did I mention Idris Elba is in it? Hah, yeah Mario's back, and he's packing a punch As a powerful pachyderm perfectly Play with your pals on the couch as you plow through The Flower Kingdom flinging fire so fervently, yeah Jedi Survivor is back Homie's got the lightsabers, it's time to attack You can keep all the powers from game number one If you haven't already, go play it, it's fun Another year is gone Sike, I know you ain't thought I was through We ain't talk about Spider-Man Two Visuals were very beautiful, opening battle was brutal, exciting and new In my opinion this was game of the year Venom slid on the scene, I was shaking in fear Only thing I didn't like was that hideous Toothpaste color on Morales' suit John Wick, I mean Alan Wake Creepy shadows keep you in a saddened state Yeah, agent saga, popped the Glock on these monsters Get clapped in the face like the gat's playing Patty Cake The trailer for GTA Six, ten years after GTA Five We've waited long enough, and it was worth it to see ladies twerk on the top of a ride Double protagonists gunning for trouble, the vibe is something like Bonnie and Clyde Now everyone's taking extra precautions, try to stay alive to twenty twenty five Peter Griffin's in Fortnite Eminem is in Fortnite You can go racing in Fortnite You can play with your Lego's in Fortnite Chris Pratt is Mario, people complained But the movie was met with acclaim And Christopher Judge said that COD is lame He claimed that his speech from last year was longer than the campaign Suns up, suns down Twenty twenty three is done now Games are right around the corner Can't wait to play 'em, we'll be having some fun now Gaming this year was fire If you didn't have fun, you're a liar Tell me the games that I missed in the comments below And then throw your controller higher, yeah [Chorus] Another year is gone Another's on the rise So when you hear this song Throw controllers in the sky Twenty twenty three is over It's time to say goodbye Twenty twenty four is on us Throw controllers in the sky, in the sky