Baby Yoda Vs Baby Groot Rap Battle

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Baby Yoda] In swingin', I am comin' This is Baby Yoda rapping Baby Groot is wack Can't believe I'm battling a sapling I got a green thumb but this plant's about to wither I'd punch you in the face but I'm afraid to get a splinter I'm throwin' shade at an angry birch You can't rap, all you do is say the same three words "Groot I am," "Groot I am" 20 times, already heard you Bars hotter than a forest fire Oops! Did that burn you? [Interlude: Baby Yoda] Yeah, didn't you know Baby Yoda had bars like that? This battle is over before it even started All he gonna do is say "I am Groot" over and over again I don't even know why I am rappin' against this treestump [Verse 2: Baby Groot] "I am Groot" is not my only sentence You look like the Grinch had a baby with a gremlin Ya bars lacked humor About as funny as a tumor Someone told me that you're 50 Ha, okay, boomer Kermit need to think twice before he croak Used the Force once and fell asleep for hours, what a joke My crew guards the galaxy 'cause we got bigger dreams Only thing you're good for is a bunch of Twitter memes [Interlude: Baby Groot] Yeah, that's right The OG is in the building You never stood a chance You though Groot was gonna lose this? Stop playin' me, son You better bring that heat in round two [Verse 3: Baby Yoda] Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate And if hate leads to suffering then I must really hate your face Guardians? Ha! What a waste of space You guys are kinda useless, you were captured by a guy named Taser Face Better tell Trash Panda come and water you Even Drax said that you're just a dumber, smaller Groot I'm a beast. Fight me? You'll be chopped in two Deceased you are Firewood, you'll be chopped into [Verse 4: Baby Groot] You're the color of vegetarian feces My lineage is solid, we don't even know your species I'm Ravager, chic, you burlap sack It's way past your bedtime You need to go and take another nap All you do is sleep, man, ugly, lazy (Ugly, lazy) Y'all really got me battling this Muppet baby? (Ha ha ha) You and Mandy as a couple, really cute He wears a helmet, man, I really wish that you will wear a helmet too [Verse 5: Baby Yoda] My people use the Force You have to grab a gun You ugly (Hoo!) You yo' daddy's son (Ha) Nuts You can kiss both of these I spit that fire And right now I'm smokin' trees [Verse 6: Baby Groot] Smokin' trees? Didn't think you were that high Me ugly? Please You look someone skinned a Mogwai C'mon. Me losing this? I bet I won't (Nah) I am Groot and you're about to be a Jedi ghost