Lyrics

To no school proms I never go I always bring my dates to the horror picture show I lean over trying to kiss her lips She says, "No, go buy me some crisps" I'm a monster movie fan In the backrow of the theatre sitting side by side I'm a horror picture freak She'll be mine, oh mine, when they turn out the lights Dracula and Frankenstein appear on the screen Together with the meanest creatures you ever seen Gently, I put my hand in her lap She leaves me with a broken nose from a solid planted slap I'm a monster movie fan In the backrow of the theatre sitting side by side I'm a horror picture freak She'll be mine, oh mine, when they turn out the lights 'Cause I'm a monster movie fan In the backrow of the theatre sitting side by side I'm a horror picture freak She'll be mine, oh mine, when they turn out the lights The same thing happens to me every time Just trying to be nice to them, that ain't a crime Another date, another week, man oh man I just can't help it, I'm a monster movie fan I'm a monster movie fan In the backrow of the theatre sitting side by side I'm a horror picture freak She'll be mine, oh mine, when they turn out the lights I'm a monster movie fan In the backrow of the theatre sitting side by side I'm a horror picture freak She'll be mine, oh mine, when they turn out the lights