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Saturday night, hanging out at the local dive What was meant to be one drink turned into two, three, four, five Nothing much was going on, the place was pretty much dead My buddy said, "This joint sucks, I'm gonna go home to bed" That's when I saw her sitting in the bar She was quite attractive yet extremely bizarre I told my friend, "I'll stick around for at least another shot" I couldn't get my eyes off her, my God, she was so frigging hot I downed my Jägerbomb and by then I couldn't hardly stand No wonder my bar tab is close to a grand I was trying to come up with the perfect pickup line And to impress her I ordered the most expensive red wine "Hey, babe, what's up? Are you single or do you have a guy?" "Well, at least tell me your name," still she didn't reply I put my arm around her, she didn't resist or say no That's when I knew the deal was sealed, oh boy, she was ready to go I kissed a ghoul and I liked it I kinda liked the bitter taste of her rotten upper lip I kissed a ghoul, I won't deny it I hope my girlfriend won't find out, I know she will trip Sunday, Monday, happy days, Tuesday went by I couldn't get her out of my head, I don't know why I looked for her everywhere, I even searched the mall Trying to track down my dead booty call That's when my girlfriend, she was on to me She was out of control, more deadly than a killer bee I tried to calm her down but she was mad as fuck Said she hoped I dropped dead or got hit by a truck I kiss a ghoul and I love it No more girlfriend, she pushed me off a cliff I make out with a ghoul, I won't deny it Now I'm a happy corpse, dating a stiff