Lyrics

The stripper mummy's death dance Causes shiver and earthquakes Out of their tombs comes sexy zombies Dead corpses awake The restless headless horseman Is looking for his hat A guana-smelling witch is Eating coffin nails with a bat Upstairs the frenzy she-devils Tempts with wild mad sin, you know I recommend infernal torment Demented bondage are go Back in that old haunted cathouse Where everybody used to go All pleasures were for free Back in that old haunted cathouse If only I could turn back time That's where I would be Bloody Mary and King Kong Kissing while lost souls cry Hand in hand watching meteors And stars on the midnight sky A ghastly krew of wicked men Arrive in the Batmobile Klingons drunk flying their UFO Ooh, what a thrill Back in that old haunted cathouse Where everybody used to go All pleasures were for free Back in that old haunted cathouse If only I could turn back time That's where I would be Back in that old haunted cathouse Where all my friends used to go All pleasures were for free Back in that old haunted cathouse If only I could turn back time That's where I would be