B.E.A.S.T.

Lyrics

B for bad, I'm obnoxious, as in a sexist creep E for egomaniac when I feel tired and just wanna sleep A for airhead S for the sucker, you wish you never had been born T stands for terrible when I'm watching football or downloading porn Blame God, he is the creator Leave me alone, stop being such a drag Play the game now, don't be a hater Nag, nag, nag, nag Please tell me why, oh why You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy I'm doing the best I can Yet you call me a beast but I'm just being a man B for brat, I'm pestiferous when I'm teasing and annoying as hell E for evil and malodorous, as a pig when my feet smell A for awful S for sleazebag when we don't agree T stands for tripping out just because I forgot our anniversary Blame God, he is the creator Leave me alone, stop being such a drag Play the game now, don't be a hater Nag, nag, nag, nag Please tell me why, oh why You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy I'm doing the best I can Yet you call me a beast but I'm just being a man B for bully, I'm tedious and never romantic enough E for enamored and tenacious and pretending to be oh-so tough A for asshole S for slacker when I forget it's my turn to clean T stands for tosser when I'm acting like a stupid teen Blame God, he is the creator Leave me alone, stop being such a drag Play the game now, don't be a hater Nag, nag, nag, nag Please tell me why, oh why You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy I'm doing the best I can Yet you call me a beast but I'm just being a man