Duet with Hugh Jackman (2011 Tony Awards)

Lyrics

[NEIL, spoken] You're saying—, you're saying you think you'd do a better job hosting than I would [HUGH, spoken] Can I be honest? [NEIL, spoken] Please [HUGH, spoken] Okay, what I'm saying is Any show you can host I can host better (sung) I can host any show better than you [NEIL] No, you can't [HUGH] Yes, I can [NEIL] No, you can't [HUGH] Yes, I can [NEIL] No, you can't [HUGH] Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Your show is how I met your mother I'll do the show, you'll do the other Stick to your sitcoms Stick to your situation comedy [NEIL] Oh no, Hugh Jackman, no You should know better You were a host, or so you say You should know better Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Viva Laughlin did not make him laugh [HUGH] Any dance you can dance I can dance better I can dance any dance better than you [NEIL] No, you can't [HUGH] Yes, I can [NEIL] No, you can't [HUGH] Yes, I can [NEIL] No, you can't [HUGH] Yes, I can! Yes, I can! [HUGH] Do you [?] [NEIL] Yes, I hear a waltz Don't tell me not to host, I've simply gotta Bar mitzvah or a roast, it's me and not ya Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my para— [HUGH] But do you know how to ad-lib during breaks? [NEIL, spoken] My writers do [HUGH] How to deliver the ratings? [NEIL, spoken] —ish [HUGH] How to avoid running long? [NEIL, spoken] Huh, boy! [HUGH] How to acquire better gift bags? [NEIL, spoken] Wow, you know how to get better gift bags? [Hugh, spoken] Yeah [NEIL, spoken] Nice [Hugh, spoken] Yeah, stick with me kiddo [NEIL, spoken] Hugh Jackman you're awesome (sung) You're the top [HUGH] Eh, You're a War Horse pony You're the top! [NEIL] Ah, ah, ah, ah You, you won a Tony [HUGH] Eh, you're a Phantom's run [NEIL] Pacino's gun [NEIL & HUGH] [?] drop But if, buddy, I'm the bottom You're the top And if you're real good We'll make 'em feel good We'd want your spirit to climb So let us entertain you And we'll have a real good time Yes sir! We'll have A real good time!