Everyone’s A Hero

Lyrics

[CAPTAIN HAMMER] It may not feel too classy Begging just to eat But you know who does that? Lassie! And she always gets a treat So you wonder what your part is 'Cause you're homeless and depressed But home is where the heart is So your real home's in your chest Everyone's a hero in their own way Everyone's got villains they must face They're not as cool as mine But folks, you know it's fine to know your place Everyone's a hero in their own way In their own not-that-heroic way So I thank my girlfriend, Penny (spoken) Yeah, we totally had sex (sung) She showed me there's so many Different muscles I can flex There's the deltoids of compassion There's the abs of being kind It's not enough to bash in heads You've got to bash in minds Everyone's a hero in their own way Everyone's got something they can do Get up, go out and fly Especially that guy – he smells like poo Everyone's a hero in their own way You and you and mostly me and you I'm poverty's new sheriff And I'm bashing in the slums A hero doesn't care If you're a bunch of scary alcoholic bums (spoken) Everybody! Everyone's a hero in their own way [GROUPIES] We're heros too [CAPTAIN HAMMER] Everyone can blaze a hero's trail [GROUPIES] We're just like you [CAPTAIN HAMMER] Don't worry if it's hard If you're not a friggin' 'tard you will prevail [GROUPIES] Ahhh [CAPTAIN HAMMER] Everyone's a hero in their own way [GROUPIES] We're heros too [CAPTAIN HAMMER] Everyone's a hero in their— [DR. HORRIBLE] *evil laughter*