Lyrics

Ron Weasley: Wizard treats! Harry Potter: Wizard treats! Ron Weasley: A great big pile of enchanted sweets! Harry Potter: Goblin skittles! Ron Weasley: Caramel owls! Harry Potter: What a delight to fill my jowls with wizard treats! Ron Weasley: Wizard treats! Harry Potter: Lollipops made from dragon meat! Ron Weasley: Unicorn twizzlers! Harry Potter: Cornelius Fudge! Ron Weasley: For the first time every we'll gain some pudge from- Both: Wizard treats! (Instrumental brеak) Ron Weasley: Wizard treats! Harry Pottеr: Wizard treats! Ron Weasley: Marzipan shaped like Dumbledore's feet! Harry Potter: What a delicious candy rat! Ron Weasley: That was my pet... Harry Potter: Well, fancy that! Harry Potter: Wizard treats! Ron Weasley: Wizard treats! Harry Potter: A candy heart that really beats! Ron Weasley: Gillyweed taffy! Harry Potter: Pixie sticks! Ron Weasley: I'd do anything to get my ficks on wizard treats! Harry Potter: Wizard treats! Ron Weasley: I'd sell my kidneys on the streets! Harry Potter: I'd sell Ron's kidneys on the streets! Both: Anything for wizard treats! Ron Weasley: Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. Harry Potter: More flavours than your wildest dreams! Ron Weasley: This one's pickle! Harry Potter: Ooh, pecan! Ron Weasley: I got peppermint! Harry Potter: Good one, Ron. Harry Potter: Hey, I got waffles! Ron Weasley: Collared greens! Harry Potter: This one actually tastes like beans! Ron Weasley: This one's dog hair! Harry Potter: I got stale bread. Ron Weasley: This one tastes like traces of lead. Harry Potter: This one's dirt! Ron Weasley: This one's spit! Harry Potter: This one tastes like a pile of... bricks. Ron Weasley: Wizard treats! Harry Potter: Wizard treats! Ron Weasley: Wizard treats! Harry Potter: Wizard treats! Hermione Granger: Could you please stop singing about Wizard Treats? I'm trying to read the work of English poet John Keats. Ron Weasley: Wizard treats! Harry Potter: Wizard treats! Ron Weasley: Wizard treats! Both: Wizard treats! Wizard treats! (Random noises with a mixture of Harry saying his name over and over again, both of them saying "Wizard treats!", and Harry saying, "Give me those treats!") Both: Wizard treats! Wizard treats! Hermione Granger: This is tax deductibles that will save your receipts! Harry Potter: Good one, Hermione.