Lyrics

Severus Snape: Ahhh... relaxing in my dungeon... drinking tea... grading papers... Harry Potter: Oh, hey Snape! Ron Weasley: Hello Snape! Severus Snape: What do you want? Harry Potter: Oh, I'm sorry, you're busy. Nevermind Ron Weasley: *chuckling* Severus Snape: No, just tell me what you want. Ron Weasley: *chuckling* Harry Potter: Really, I'm sorry, we're interrupting you. It's- Severus Snape: No. You're not interrupting anything. Harry Potter: Really? It's OK if we trouble you for a minute? Ron Weasley: *chuckling* Severus Snape: Yes, please. It's fine. Harry Potter: Are you sure? You don't mind if we briefly inconvenience you? Ron Weasley: *chuckling* Severus Snape: No, really, I don't mind! Harry Potter: It's absolutely 100% acceptable if we bother you for a second? Ron Weasley: *chuckling* Severus Snape: YES! Harry Potter: Ok! Harry & Ron (along with sounds of Harry and Ron shoving Snape and Snape grunting): BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER! Ron Weasley: Hehe! That was fun.