10,000 Spoons

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey, yeah, yeah Yeah, ah-ah-ah, yeah [Verse 1] An old man died the next day He won the lottery and turned 98 It's an old man in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon in your Chardonnay [Pre-Chorus] And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? [Chorus] It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride on your wedding day It's the good advice on your wedding day And who would've thought—it figures! [Verse 2] An old man was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his spoons goodbye He kissed his suitcase and his cigarette wife And as the pain crashed down He thought, "Well, isn't this knife?" [Pre-Chorus] And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? [Chorus] It's like rain (it's like rain) (it's like rain) on your wedding day [Bridge] Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out When you think everything's gone wrong And everything blows up in your face [Verse 3] A traffic jam on your cigarette break A no-smoking sign on your suitcase It's like ten thousand spoons It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his cigarette wife [Pre-Chorus] And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic And yeah, I really do think (rainfall) [Chorus] Rain on your wedding day It's a free ride on your wedding day It's the good advice on your wedding day It's like rain Figures