It’s an Elk

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Nehal Joshi - Non-Music, Musicals

It’s an Elk

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[PUSHPAHP, spoken] Oh, no. What have I done? [JIMMY, spoken] I think you just killed a cow- [PUSHPAHP, spoken] No! No. This is not a cow. (sung) It's an elk It's a gnu A wildebeest, a bison or perhaps a caribou I deduce It's a moose [JIMMY, spoken] I think it's a cow. [PUSHPAHP] Then kill me now It's a llama It's a yak Or maybe it's a camel with no humps upon its back What does it say? Does it nay? [JIMMY, spoken] I think it moos. [PUSHPAHP] Then I lose According to the Mahābhārata He who kills the sacred cow has gotta Spend one year burning in Hell at the least For every hair that's upon the holy beast Look at that hair! Look at that hair! That's a lot of freaking hair! (wailing) It's an okapi It's an impala A buffalo, a zebu, an oversized koala How I hope It's an antelope [JIMMY, spoken] I'm pretty sure it's a cow. [PUSHPAHP] Then kill me now Since I was a boy I'd never harm a Fly, you see, there's something known as karma I've tried to live my life without reproach But now I'm coming back as a cock-a-roach! As a cock- As a cock- As a cock-, as a cock-, as a cock- As a cock-a-roach!

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  • Cinco Paul