The Perfect Cut (Canned Music)

Lyrics

The ones who brought you Image 73 bring you: something different Moribund Music of the 70s. Cali award winner Dick Vaughn takes you all the way back to a long-forgotten period, to explore the lost realms of a slow and indiscriminate culture, sauntering through the last phases of the American Dream era. Brought to you in authentic 1970s stereophonic format. You will relive, or experience for the first time, the past as it actually happens Through music, commercials, news reports, contests, phone calls, and most importantly, Dick Vaughn's Moribund Music of the 70s (Nebulous, oblique) All individual logo elements have been isolated from the larger cuts of the winning score, to provide additional short IDs and promo pieces. There are acapellas and dozens and dozens of instrumental thematic elements. An entire catalog of scored production music, in every possible tempo, intensity, and texture Listen (Whoa, synchronize a round) Execute a perfect cut! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!...) Execute a perfect cut! OK, I'm on, testing the IPC 1, 2, 3, 4, how is that level now? (Negative) 1, 2, 3 Do that again (Negative) Well, that's the radio, 1, 2, 3 Do that again 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Too much, too much Whoa, that's too much. 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, how's that? Perfect, just leave it right there, just bypass it Whoa Okay Much improved (WCFM, WSCI, K100...) They've all got something in common (Or they wouldn't have gone to this trouble) They're all using short jingles (There's nothing wrong with short jingles for God's sake, they make for a better format...) We agree There are a lot of good reasons for short IDs. But there's no reason they should make you sound the same as everybody else What they are, what they are, what they are, is marvelous pirates and great presenters of other people's ideas They look pretty good but... Yeah, they look good but... What is the problem?... (Canned music) Why yes, in spite of the more ridiculous excesses Now that sounds different That's different, that's different Yeah they look good but... You know, we're talking about selling records, we're not talking about, you know, bringing in people for nostalgia purposes here