The Perfect Cut (48 Hours)

Lyrics

And another cut! (You need us, we need you) (Sound communication with our friends) It's so annoying, I need to just shut the radio right off (I am the jammer, jammer, jammer...) Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your radio Jam the box (Jam the box, jam the box...) Jam the hell out of them, Joe Never say that, never say that on-air You start, you start, everything out of the woodwork Give nobody jam, and the special effects are just amazing Jam the box (Jam the box, jam the box...) Can't tell who's doing what, so damn much noise A better transition in half the time The jingle never gets in the way of the flow (All hit music) There's no way there going to keep jammers out of here Moribund Music, 1978 I still say Dick Vaughn is a prostitute (Okay, that's enough noise) He said Dick Vaughn was a prostitute (Jesus Christ) I said Dick Vaughn (Stop all that noise) Number one, if you would like to understand the words to this music, what you have to do is put on a pair of headphones, turn the volume at a very low level, and you can hear the words very clearly. (Really?) You can't hear them through the speakers, it's, uh, you have to, you have to use headphones On the other side of this record On the other side of this record On the other side of this record Another perfect cut This is the Weatherman, that's Sewermouth and it sounds like crap doesn't it? And now, 200 cuts later, another cut Been goin' at it for about half an hour now Perfect cut Let's see who's going to clean this up (Cut) (Remember...) Now's the time Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of money Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of money (Remember...) Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of money What a-- Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of money What a-- Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of money What a-- Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of money What a switch Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of money What a switch Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of money What a switch Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of money What a switch Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of money What a-- what a-- Now's the time, now's the time, you've got time You've got 48 hours to save a lot of money What a time You've got 48 hours to save a lot of money What a switch Now's the time, you've got 48 hours to save a lot of time What a switch Now's the time, now's the time What a switch, what a switch, what a switch Remember, nothin' happens until someone buys something Nothin' happens until someone buys something Now, you might be telling yourself, the project sounds great (What can I say, it's just beautiful!) The project in its packaged form is available for your use immediately, with your own chosen title for the album, as well as the entire inside cover surface for your use Take two high-quality stereo LPs, put them in a full color jacket (okay), add a beautiful sexy gal on front (okay), and candid photos of the KQ jocks inside (We don't need words like hard-hitting) (Power, explosive!) And you've got a bombshell (Perfect cut) (Ch-ch-ch) In the retail stores, the album will sell for $4.88, and you will receive an additional 25 cents per album above the royalty rate set for mail order. The stores will receive the album on a 90-day consignment basis, with 100% return guarantee. They will be billed $3.73 per album at the end of the consignment period for records sold. And this is the highest quality pressing in the industry. (Yes. Yes!) For complete cut-by-cut demo tapes and lyric sheets, and information about other services, please return the enclosed reply card Moribund music of the 70s! I'm gonna go reproduce, stand by Is that Pink Floyd? That's Nickelback, [?] That was really good Yeah, wasn't it? Yes Um, what about the record? Ah, they'll get it Copyright 1975