Lyrics

[Verse 1] You, you trainee trooper With your ten a side, trendy tosh, I'll bet you I bet you think now, don't you? [Refrain] I said, I I'll bet you think now, don't you? I'll bet you think, don't you? [Verse 2] You, your mum, your dad Your uncle with his fishpond Your pet chinchilla, I'll bet you I'll bet you think now, don't you? [Refrain] I said, I I'll bet you think now, don't you? I'll bet you think, don't you? [Bridge] (Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?) (You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you) [Outro] I'll bet you think now, don't you? (Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?) (Don't you? Don't you?)