Kid Joe Anthem

Lyrics

[Intro] If Kid Joe could, Kid Joe's tit! Ronnie! Kid Joeshi Sleepin' in the theater Fuck him! You dirty bitch I'll fuckin' smack you! [Verse 1] If Kid Joe could he'd shit on the world He has the tits of a girl The most dirtiest kids in the world They're like vomit you hurled His wife is trife like an ogre that packs knives She looks like a demon at the altar of sacrifice A Pagan from Gibraltar rockin' a halter Shes eatin' Molter's like they're going out of style, all of it Kid Joe reps Dyker Heights, he'll soon be rockin' tights Dressed up like a jester for the whole night (Ronnie!) Italian midget with a belly, Kathy got jelly Polimeni's Khomeini in a Pelle Pelle (Ah!) Stenches like Mordecai, sanitation odors The hygiene of G not clean Kid Joe don't know what clean means Four times four, nine times nine Let's talk turkey Mathematics never entered his mind He can't combine thoughts, but he goes to court Devouring Kathy's putrid quarts (I don't know her...!) His son is filthy, Joe's father hates him Mercy game, he curtsies Rockin' jester suits in a nursery Polimeni Joe, Dyker Height it up Attica Fifty smacks to his face when we're mad at her He ain't a part of my family, but shim is Fuck her, him, all of them You murdered my business! [Verse 2] Joe's tits grow by each inch He got smacked Now his face is red like a pinch Like Mitch the Midget gettin' lynched Smackin' him's a cinch, he won't do shit He probably won't realize he got hit Or at least if he does he knows it was done by his brothers Kid Joe is known for rockin' five hundred pound lovers Fat monsters named Missile, Mitchell, Michelle Gazelle, Giraffe, Sharell! Kathy ain't workin' She hasn't worked since thirteen Since she jerked herself Fuckin' with Joe the worst thing Having kids with him He fucks pigs with double chins With wigs that suck dicks In the Bronx for five cents Shout out to Joey Gotti My man he takes shits He rocks tits and tapes flicks Psyche is The Matrix Polimeni's an anus, five years in the box He'll do five years with Kathy's crotch! [Outro] Kid Joe is Satan, he's Satan Kid Joe is Satan, yo, he's Satan Dirty Satan, fuck the world The world, the world domination Kid Joe is Satan Hey Ronnie, I need to take a shit! Kid Joe is Satan Polimeni Kid Joe is Satan, Kid Joe is Satan Dyker Heights! Kid Joe is Satan, Kid Joe is Satan (Kid Joooe ruuules!) Kid Joe is Satan, Kid Joe is Satan (Kid Joooe is a gooon!) Kid Joe is Satan, Kid Joe is Satan My name's Kid Joe, and I'm outta my mind People think I'm insane, they didn't know I could rhyme If I need to take a shit, I'll take a shit on the floor [Fades Out]