I’m Like Howard Stern

Lyrics

[Charlie Sheen Intro] I was bangin' 7 gram rocks and finishing 'em because that's how I roll, winning! [Mel Gibson] You should just fucking smile and blow me! [Hook] I'm like Howard Stern, devour you verbally Like a powerful attorney leave a coward burn internally King of All Media, whip my dick out and piss on you Wicked when I kick it Look me up on Wikipedia I'm like Howard Stern, devour you verbally Like a powerful attorney leave a coward burn internally King of All Media, whip my dick out and piss on you Wicked when I kick it... (Who-re!) [Necro - Verse 1] My wiener's got an itch for a snobby bitch Something only an Angelina blowjob can fix She got the lips made for slobbing dicks Brad Pitt got it made Make her eat shit off a plate Then chop off her clit off on some Bobbitt shit Titillating Kate Middleton Rumor is she got a tumor Make her gimme brains, for a little Ritalin It's terribly vital To stab a pool stick Up Paula Abdul's culo like Abner I'm America's Idol FUCK Michael and his pedophile girl behavior Conrad Murray did every child in the world a favor If he was living he'd be taking Justin Bieber's nookie Stacy Kiebler's pussy Taste like Keebler's Cookies! She's Italian but I'll put some Hebrew in Snookie Sookie Sookie now when I dookie Gibson should play a Holocaust victim slaughtered He hates Jews (I'll put my Jewish dick in your daughter!) [Hook 2] (Slut!) [Necro - Verse 2] Kim Kardash' is a relationship car crash I'd like to fuck her gargantuan ass Bite it like a tarantula Smack it with a spatula Stick a gun in let the gat go blastin' Indisposable like yard trash Kristen Stewart, I insist that we do it Fist you with a pistol Make you chew it, then drink piss fluid Tweaked on Adderalls Make her choke on fat balls Poked a hole in Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls Whitney went berserk on a packed flight She lost it 'Cause she can't find a crack pipe She lost it Free Hinkley and Manson Let them out the damn cage I wanna see both of these guys go on a rampage Michelle Obama gives head like Belladonna She looks like a female gazelle cross-bred with Michael's llama Megan Fox is begging for cocks I'll get her pregnant, spread her legs and hatch the eggs in a box! [Hook]