Fucking 50 Bitches (Bonus)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm fuckin' 50 bitches, got little cum-suckin' bananas off Lady MarmaAIDS, I'm touchin' her tits like Diana Ross Pimpin' Jessica Simpson, she'll be lickin' testicles that are stinkin' She's drinkin' the cum from my cock ventricle skin end Brodie Armstrong blowed my salami schlong Shot a whole quart on her mohawk, a pumped chick in her thong P!nk looks like a armpit stink, a butched dyke Into kink, vomit, drink shit, the no-good type The kind that hangs at a faggot's place I found her in an alley and made her blow me with a bag on her face Rozonda Chilli Thomas looks like Ananda And both can get fucked like women from Uganda Karen O in her fishnеts, she's someone I wish dеad The dish rag, she can give to Joe head Who the fuck is Polly Harvey? Prolly want a cracker I fucked the bony bitch and then smacked her Christina Milian's feelin' Ron's weiner She be sippin' piss like Orangina, don't spill it, hun Sahara Hotnights are four slimes dirtier than Sahara the pornstar when she was in her prime Shelby Lynne got healthy skin and Country lips And a cunt with lips, and she stunk like dick [Chorus x2] Fuckin' 50 bitches! Pass me the rubbers, better yet, pass the Viagra My cum will squirt like Niagara 50 famous sluts, fuckin' their anus and guts Pass the Speed, I'll make these bitches' assholes bleed [Verse 2] Norah Jones you're a bore, your piano playin' makes me snore Play my organ like a whore in all fours Tony Crackhead, you don't have to stay bankrupt You can sell your ass, put Necro up on the track, slut Samantha Mumba, try mumblin' with cum in your mouth You bombaclot, swallow the cucumber I never heard of Melissa Auf der Maur She's down with Courtney Love which probably means she needs a shower The Dixie Chicks can suck on my dick and eat dick Holdin' a banjo while three of them can pluck on my prick I'm fuckin' Meg White The White Stripes are strips of cum on her face and legs that shine bright like white light Alicia Skeez, you keep fallin' on your knees The side of your face is pimpled and rotten like Swedish cheese 3LW is now 2GC 2 Grown Cunts that swallowed my dick and ate feces Lisa Marie Presley's a psycho chick that will suck anything, she sucked Michael's dick Which means she sucked recycled prick And last but not least is Eve She looks like she fucks like a beast with yeast between her sheets when she sneeze [Chorus (x2)] [Verse 3] Courtney Love is equivalent to a compound water and a butt-fuckin' pig uncivilized cum, she snorts it up Monica blows dick sonically like a harmonica Hooked up to a monitor, conquered her with Erotica T.A.T.u. a piece of shit Russian jailbait That fight over who can suck on my dick better then Nancy Stillmay Brandy Norwood, doin' it like a whore should Fuck your sitcom, you'll sip cum, do porn, it's all good The Donnas ain't have to be Madonna is But don't learn how to swallow jizz, Necro promises How 'bout Avril Lavigne, ahh She'll get a plunger up her ass like Abdul Louima Taryn Manning, don't know who she is But I've heard of Carol Channing, and they can both lick my gluteus I'm tryna blast the track "Get on Your Knees" And kick back and get blowed like Odette Ortiz Natalie Imbruglia gets Torn The doodie oozes out her ass like a nuclear tampon Nelly Furtado's no different than any twat hole Potato, potato, tomato, tomato [Chorus (x2)] [Verse 4] I whip my dick out at Jennifer Love Hewitt and blew it she loves to chew it She loves cum so much her name should be Jennifer Loves Fluid Mandy Moore needs a Handi Wipe for her asshole to wipe the shit when we expand it more with a pipe Mariah Carey's a pariah She should apply a coat of diarrhea to her face to make it flyer Janet Jackson's a brother with a pussy In a year you'll have vitiligo like Michael and a Liple tooshie Stickin' a bottle of Dom P in Ashanti We nasty, can't forget about the Asti Spumante Jewell's name is cool it fits for a bitch That gets beads and jewels stuffed in her ass like fists Sheryl Crow's in peril I'll fuck you before your skin turns into Velcro, you're older than the shelltoe LeAnn Rimes' anal cartilage was gangbanged By Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash and Kenny Rogers What makes me get a boner here's an example Me thinkin' of stickin' a scalpel in Fiona Apple's asshole Channel 41 News Edition We fuckin' Paulina Rubio live on Univision [Chorus (x2)] [Verse 5] To make sure I survive Under the Covers Fuckin' Madonna, I had to use 25 rubbers Faith Hill, don't try to deny you're brittle When I'm fuckin' you violently, you'll cry for me a little I got Shania Twain's whole entire brain Poppin' on my dick, givin' my prick a migraine Beyoncé Knowles got a lotta goals Like having cock constantly shoved non-stop in her holes Kylie Minogue got fucked like a dog She probably sucked dick in a morgue 'cause she's obscure like Björk Christina Aguilera's 30 maggots won't come near us She'll be dead at 30 lendin' faggots like Mick Jagger teared her Gwen Stefani loves to give men punani With the red dot on her head she swallowed the salami of a Swami Britney Spears is a pipsqueak From Disney to dick in her cheeks, I took her virginity Jennifer Lopez ain't nothin' new to see everybody on Earth fucked her fat ass, including me Shakira is a Lebanese skeez But since you act Spanish, "chupar muevo", please [Chorus (x2)]