Lo-Fi Dialtown

Lyrics

[Intro, spoken] Love is what happens when two grown-ups start craving more than just business handshakes and platonic ice cream walks [Instrumental] [Verse 1, spoken] Love makes two people want to go on romantic ice cream dates and drink all kinds of exotic elixirs and nectars [Instrumental] [Verse 2, spoken] When two grown-ups are in love, they'll make joint bank accounts together, and go to the movies together to feed popcorn kernels to the rats and cockroaches [Instrumental] [Verse 3, spoken] And then one day, if you're lucky, your partner will take the kids away forever and go marry Steve, the guy in your accounting firm who works in the same cubicle as you, but makes six percent more a year than you, and you can finally have a good night's sleep That's love, my scary friend