Topsyturvey-World

Lyrics

[Verse] If the butterfly courted the bee And the owl the porcupine And churches were built in the sea And if three times one was nine [Chorus] Then the world would be upside down, yes The world would be upside down What a topsyturvey world this would be The world would be upside down, yeah The world would be upside down [Verse] If the pony rode it master And if buttercups ate the cow If the cat had the dire disaster To be worried by the mouse [Chorus] Then the world would be upside down, yes The world would be upside down What a topsyturvey world this would be The world would be upside down, yeah The world would be upside down The world would be upside down, yeah The world would be upside down [Verse] If mama sold the baby To a gypsy for half a crown If a gentleman was a lady The world would be upside down [Chorus] Then the world would be upside down, yes The world would be upside down What a topsyturvey world this would be The world would be upside down, yeah The world would be upside down The world would be upside down, yeah The world would be upside down [Verse] If any or all of these wonders Should ever come about I should not consider them blunders For I should be inside-out I should be inside-out [Outro] Then the world would be upside down, yeah The world would be upside down Then the world would be upside down, yeah The world would be upside down Then the world would be upside down, yeah The world would be upside down