Photogenic, Schizophrenic You

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This change in me, what can it be? Is it really true? If the answer is yes, then I confess Here's who I owe it to Photogenic, schizophrenic you With your golden hair askew I drool about your dual personality 'Cause I know that both of them are mad for me Photogenic, schizophrenic you Photogenic, schizophrenic you Though your every mood is blue You have gazed at no one else, I swear You have told me by your vacant stare And my name on your tattoo Photogenic, schizophrenic you With your 36 IQ (Is everybody crazy?) Your tender kisses give me just as many thrills As if I took twenty tranquilizer pills Photogenic, schizophrenic you You have gained so very much renown In your strapless hospital gown Oh, I will spoon with you through all my life 'Cause they won't let me have a fork or knife Photogenic, schizophrenic you And your new tattoo Ooh