Bats in My Belfry

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Bats in my belfry and rain on my roof Even my teddy bear stays so aloof Flies that go walking on leashes so long Even my parakeet wears a sarong Sometimes, I wonder' but mostly' I don't I always say yes' but usually, I won't Elephants flying way off to the moon Even my sundial stopped at high noon [Verse 2] Signs that say "quiet" and yo-yos on strings Ride on a carousel, grab the brass rings Aches that I feel on my windowpane Rolled-up umbrellas are out in the rain Foxes of Harrow' please stand in a line Tarzan's arriving on the 6:20 vine Mostly, I end up with egg on my face I can't keep the bulbs lit in my fireplace [Verse 3] Bats in my belfry, polar's a bear Polish the cannon in the town square We'll all take a ride on my new pogo stick Here comes the night nurse' cover up quick Thoughts that need thinking like spring has been sprung Fantasy helps all of us to think young Everyone knows that penguins go formal So who's there among us to say who is normal?