Lyrics

[Local emcee] Hello? That was not in fact a Napalm Death song we just did Welcome to Salisbury Arts Centre Hello? Hello everybody Hello? Right, um, we're gonna have the group on in a minute And one other thing, though [Unknown] If any of you fucking bastards step on this here These monitor-type things Or, or run up those lights there Or go near that there Or even look at this stage Or even, even breathe, you're out! That's a bit much, no Right, the band'll bе on in about three minutes Okay, so when you jump off the stagе Or stage-dive, as you say Just go in-between these bits here and these bits here Don't touch, don't touch these things here that are called "monitors" Not "milk monitors," like most of you are used to 'cause you are so fuckin' young Right, do not, yeah, milk monitor You're still feeding, still breast-feeding milk, aren't you, yeah So please, don't, please go off here Do not, um, try not to step on these Or, do not climb on these here Eh? The band's coming on any second But, whatever you do, watch the equipment, please And the cameras, please watch the cameras because they're worth lots of money And . . . hello, money Hello? Hello? Um, we've got your money, enjoy the band, stage dive, if you get hurt, fuck you Great! Napalm Death! [Crowd] You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you fat bastard … [Shane Embury?] I'm bloody chuffed!