The Naked Mole Rap

Lyrics

[Intro: Rufus] Ah-ah-hem, ah-ah-ahem! Come on and listen to the mole rap Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na Na-na, na-na, na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na, hit it! [Part 1: Ron Stoppable & Rufus] Yo, listen up, have a holla from Ron Naked Mole Rap is the name of the song (Word!) Here's the story, in all its glory, ain't hidin nothin You'll know what the truth is, how Ron met Rufus Never heard a cat bark, never heard a puppy purr My dad's allergic, to every kind of fur So I searched for hairless pets on the internet Saw a jpeg of a pink thing Gonna need sunscreen! (Wah!) [Chorus: Ron Stoppable & Girlie singers] What is that? That freaky thing? Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat Come on y'all, let the girlies sing! Listen to the naked mole rap Uh huh! What is that? That freaky thing? Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat Hey wait, I can't hear the girls sing! Listen to the naked mole rap [Interlude: Rufus] Yo, kick it, uh Na-na, na-na, na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na [Part 2: Ron Stoppable & Rufus] I heard Smartie Mart was havin' a sale On a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail (That's me!) It seemed to be this good be a solution The perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution So the manager came to open the cage He said, "You know this pet's hairless?" I said I couldn't care less! Handed him to me said, "Be careful don't drop it And do you want this cage?" No, I'll keep him in my pocket! (Yay-hey!) [Chorus: Ron Stoppable & Girlie singers] What is that? That freaky thing? Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat (Yeah) Come on y'all, let the girls sing! Listen to the naked mole rap (Oh yeah) What is that? That freaky thing? Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat (Oh yeah) Uh, gonna buy me some bling bling Listen to the naked mole rap (Oh yeah) [Refrain: Rufus, Ron Stoppable & Girlie singers] Wah! Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh You kick it uh Huh, psych! Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh, super freaky Huh, psych! Yeah, hey! Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Guitar, baby, uh What are we missing here? (Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Rufus the naked mole rat! Na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na (Ah) Na-na-na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na (Ah) Na-na-na-na-na (Ah) [Bridge: Ron Stoppable, Rufus, Ron Stoppable & Rufus] Can I get a boo-yah? Boo-yah! Can I get a boo-yah? Boo-yah! Look at the camera, say "Cheese!" (Cheese!) Smile for the camera say "Cheese!" Can I get a boo-yah? Boo-yah! Can I get a boo-yah? Boo-yah! (Boo-yah!) Look at the camera, say "Cheese!" (Cheese!) Smile for the camera say "Cheese!" [Part 3: Ron Stoppable, Ron Stoppable & Rufus, Rufus] We go to Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco Always grande size it, and why not? I'm buyin' Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it You can't top it, don't drop it, you might just pop it Rufus and Ron Stoppable With our best friend, Kim Possible We're not afraid of any attack I say, "Yo, K.P., we've got your back!" (Hi-yah!) [Chorus: Ron Stoppable, Girlie singers & Rufus] What is that? That freaky thing? Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat (Huh!) Come on y'all, let the girls sing! (Let 'em!) Listen to the naked mole rap (Uh, uh) What is that? Super-freaky thing? Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat (Oh, super freaky) (Woo!) Come on y'all, let those girlies sing! Listen to the naked mole rap (Yeah!) [Outro: Ron Stoppable, Girlie singers & Rufus] This ain't no— (No freak-o!) Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap This ain't no— (No disco!) Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap Ah, this ain't no— (No Shego!) Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap This ain't no— (No rumble!) Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap Listen to the naked mole rap! Mwah, bye, bye!