What a Pleasant Journey

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Country, Bluegrass
What a Pleasant Journey
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Lyrics
[Joel] Hey Cambot, can you do that music again? Yeah, good Hello, ladies and gentleman, mah name is Joel Robinson, and nothin' sets my heart a'wanderin' like the sound of a train whistle. Tom? [Tom] The call to the open road, the urge to chuck all and hop on a freight train is one of the most romantic notions of this century. Crow? [Crow] That's why we've decided to write our own train songs. We hope it brings out the same traveling vagabond, everywhere-I-hang-my-hat-is-home spirit in you. Joel, if you will? [Joel] Thank you, Crow T. Guthrie I hear that train comin' Comin' round the hill I hope that is my train I better check my schedule Oops, that was the train to Appleton But it's going to Circle Pines And I've about got twenty minutes to kill It's a good thing I brought some magazines Tom? [Tom] Been ridin' on this old train Been ridin' it all night I think I'll go to the club car And get myself a bite Mm, this tuna melt sammich really tastes quite nice Oh, got sesame seeds in the bun! 'Cause it comes with cole slaw and a pickle And I must say it's reasonably priced Crow? [Crow] The 5:15 from Duluth Oh my! It just derailed! The toxic waste is spillin' The conductor's been impaled A benzine cloud has risen And the whole town's startin' to cough Within in a matter of daaaaaaays All of our skin will fall off [Tom] I'm gonna pick one now... [Joel] Okay. Uh, well, ya know....uh...Cambot! Could you... You know, guys, I--uh--I get the feeling we're not really cut out to do train songs, after all. I really think that being who we are in space, and all, we're a lot better suited at singing about being... [All] In cars!
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Credits
- Writers
- Michael J. Nelson
- Frank Conniff