Theme Song Version 3 (Season 7)

Lyrics

[Mike] In the not-too-distant future Way down in Deep 13 The evil Dr. Forrester Was hatching a nasty scheme! He hired a temp by the name of Mike Just a regular Joe he didn't like His experiment needed a good test case So he conked him on the noggin and he shot him into space! (Get...me...down!) "I'll send him cheesy movies! The worst I can find! (la la la) He'll have to sit and watch them all And we'll monitor his mind!" (la la la) Now keep in mind Mike can't control Where the movies begin or end (la la la) He'll try to keep his sanity With the help of his robot friends! Robot Roll Call Cambot! (Cover yourself!) Gypsy! (I'm not ready!) Tom Servo! (Hello there!) Crooooow! (That's one "o!") If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts (la la la) Then repeat to yourself "It's just a show I should really just relax." [Dr. Forrester] Did I tell you my mother's here? [Mike] For Mystery Science Theater 3000!