The Janitor Song

Lyrics
[Crow] This is going to be the best Thanksgiving break ever! [Servo] Aw, you betcha! I can't wait to go home!, Uh, buh-bye Mr. Schultzky! [Crow] Bye! [Mike] Goodbye kids! The bell has rung, school is out The kids have all gone home All I do is sweep and pout I'm left here all alone I make sure the hallways are gleaming I keep all the garbage at bay But inside my heart will be screaming "How did I end up this way?" I'm a janitor, a janitor I clean up the puke at your school A large fistful of sawdust Is my essential tool I'm a janitor, a janitor! I start work early each morn I have a drinking problem and a large collection of porn I'm a janitor! A janitor! I'm looked on as kind of a leech But at least I get more respect than The ones who have to teach [Bots] He's a janitor! A janitor! Please don't sell him short If you get him too mad [Mike] I'll show you my disgusting wart! [Bots] He's a janitor! A janitor! [Mike] Yeah, I'm a janitor! You got a problem with that? [Bots] He just needs to be loved and respected He once dated Josephine the Plumber [Mike] And guess what? Yeah, I was rejected [Bots] Go figure! He's a janitor! A janitor! [Mike] Yeah, I'm a janitor! Bots: We both think he's pretty keen I hope you liked our presentation And now, back to Deep 13! [Servo] What do you think, sirs?
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Credits
- Writers
- Frank Conniff
- David Sussman
- Michael J. Nelson