Hired! Original Broadway Cast

Lyrics

[Intro] [Bots] He's hired, he's hired He's hired, he's hired [Joel] I'm hired [Bots] He's hired [Joel] I hope I don't get fired [Bots] He's hired [Joel] In forty years I'll be retired But for now, I'm simply hired [Bots] He's hired, he's hired He's hired, he's hired [Joel] I got a job today [Bots] He's hired [Joel] I'm selling Chevrolets [Bots] He's hired [Joel] I'm bringing home good pay [Bots] He's hired [Joel] I just got hired [Bots] He's hired, he's hired He's hired, he's hired He got a job today [Joel] Yeah, me! [Bots] He's selling Chevrolets [Joel] We're gonna get awnings [Bots] He's bringing home good pay [Joel] Maybe even dessert [Joel & Bots] I just got hired [All] Hired! [Song 1] [Joel] I was wondering if you'd like to see my... [Gypsy] No! [Joel] But I really think you should see my... [Servo] No! [Joel] It's got a lovely... [Gypsy] No! [Joel] And if only you would... [Crow] No! [Bots] Can't you see we're trying to tell you no! [Song 2] [Servo] Zeros, zeros None of my salesmen has ever sold a car Sometimes I think I might be pushing them too far I think I'll hit the bar And try to get my mind off zeros [Gypsy] Zeros [Servo] Zeros [Gypsy] Zeros [Servo] All of my salesmen are zeros [Song 3] [Crow] Good evening, sonny [Servo] Hi, Dad [Crow] You look depressed [Servo] I am [Gypsy] Come on and have some lemonade [Servo] Thanks, Mom, but that won't help [Crow] Just get it off your chest [Servo] Okay. I suck at my job [Crow] No, you don't [Servo] Yes, I do [Gypsy] Oh, my [Servo] My salesmen are slobs [Crow] No, they aren't [Servo] Yes, they do [Crow & Gypsy] Huh? [Servo] I'd like to make a sale, but what can I do? I'm gonna be a failure just like you, Dad [Crow] Like me? [Servo] That's right, I'll be a failure just like you! [Crow] Ragal.. son of a fragen... [Joel] Extry, extry, read all about it! Pearl Harbor bombed! Roosevelt declares war! [Servo] Well, that's it! [Crow] What's it? [Servo] Uncle Sam's gonna need cars. Why, selling Chevrolets is gonna help the war effort. Don't ya see, Dad? Come on everybody! [Song 4] [All] See the U.S.A. in your Chev... [Joel] Stop! We got Commercial Sign...