Bouncy Upbeat Song

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Non-Music

Bouncy Upbeat Song

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[Crow] Oh, oh, you know, aside from the fact that I'll never experience joy in my life, I don't think Red Zone Cuba had any kind of negative effect on me. [Mike] Yeah, even being Carol Channing didn't shield me from the effect of this one. [Tom Servo] We- hey! I know what we can do to cheer ourselves up! Let's sing us a bouncy, upbeat song, Okay? [Crow] That's a great idea! [Servo] Hit it, Cambot! Oh, whenever I want to cry and bawl Because I'm feeling sad I think of ironing boards and drywall And then I don't feel so bad! [Crow] Whenever I'm feeling down and blue And sorry for myself I get some staples and some glue And I'm happy as an elf! [Mike] Whenever I start to mope and pout And there's nothing left in my soul I check the toilet paper and if we're out I buy another roll! [Gypsy] Have you ever touched a Post-it Note? Have you ever looked at boots? Have you ever sat down in a chair? Have you ever used a paper clip? [Crow] So if you listen to our advice [Servo] And you wanna feel terrific! [Gypsy] Do things that make you feel nice [Mike] I wish we could be more specific!

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Credits

Writers
  • Frank Conniff
  • Michael J. Nelson