1998 Academy of Robots Choice Awards Special

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[Servo] How will Gloria Stuart get to the Oscars this year? Will Minnie Driver, or Greg Kinnear? Or will she carpool with Robert Duvall? [Crow] Will Burt Reynolds wear his grey toupée? Can Julianne Moore keep her pants all day? It get awfully hot in that hall [All] It's Oscar time in Hollywood [Servo] Helena Bonham Carter's up the wazoo [Crow] Of these mutton chops, Sir Anthony [Servo] Check out Dustin Hoffman's new 'do [Crow] (say!) [Crow] That Robin Williams as Judd Hirsch [Servo] Judy Dench as Downtown Julie Brown [Crow] But most of all, there's-a nominee-for-best-animated-short-film La vieille dame et les pigeons [Servo] What itch, I'm sorry! [All] On the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Vice Presidential commanded performance Academy of Robots' Choice Awards Preview Special