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There was a girl who lived on the playa She had a baby named Messiah Didn't know who the dad was The kid was angry always mad was Uh Oh That stuff happens Uh Oh I don't know why Uh Oh The Messiah Uh Oh Please don't cry There was a girl who lived in Virginia Had a dog named Petunia In the woods, attacked by bees Ended up with Lyme Disease Uh Oh That stuff happens Uh Oh I don't know why Uh Oh The Petunia Uh Oh Please don't cry There was a man who died in Sapporo People called him Old Doc Moro Went to Heaven He got sent back Sent to Hell IT WAS TOTALLY PACKED Uh Oh That stuff happens Uh Oh It's no lie Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh