Lyrics

You told me I'm a real rat bastard I'm telling you I can't deny it's true But step inside this real rat bastard You be me and I'll be, I'll be you Since you left me I've been lower than a basement Since you left me I have lost my only friend I spit upon the womb that made me I'll curse the world until the bitter end I'm proud to be a real rat bastard I'm proud to wear my scar upon my sleeve I'll probably be a real rat bastard Until the day that death is my reprieve So love me as I wallow downward Smile upon me as I stroll the avenue Walk beside me as I sing my praises Maybe someday you will be a bastard too... We're both the same except for you've got class and style To get you back I'd walk at least a half a mile We're both the same except for poise and charm and grace I'd slap the pope just for the chance to see your face