Risky Business

Lyrics

[Intro: Murs] Ah, uh Ha! (Just, just wait up) What? Uh, uh, look, look, shut up [Verse 1: Murs, Shock G & Shock G as Humpty Hump] See, I had the place to myself, my parents went outta town So I had the music up and I was runnin' around (Ah, ah, yeah!) Singing to the beat of my favorite underground (Ah-la-la-la) Song at the time, let's just say it was MURS I was rappin' in the mirror, I was knowin' every verse I was doin' my thang until the doorbell rang It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow type of fellow That I knew from up the block (What up, nigga?), he walked in and said: Yo, what's the deal MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, them four cars behind me, they with me (Got one? Ahh) All women, all dimes, the redhead, she's mine (Ahh) She wanna hump me, yo, this my brother Humpty (Ahh) What's up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo, this house is fat 'Ey cat, wanna hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did that (Ohh shit!) I'll clean it up before your folks come home, yo, where they at? Man, I don't believe you brought this nigga, man, I heard about his ass The only fool dumb enough to flunk his P.E. Class (Okay) It's not that he's dumb, he's just loud and he's ignorant Known for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent Man, I'm sick of this, I shouldn'ta told nobody I mean three's company, but four cars makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to dad Rolls 'Cause it's outta control, this bitch is takin' off her clothes! (Oh-ho!) Is your dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad news (What?) Humpty took a cruise (Ohh), and barbeque pit went in the pool (No!!) Turned the water grey, I would stay and help you clean up (Don't- no, don't leave, c'mon man!) But the neighbors say police are comin', I got to G up Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS (Oh), where should I park it? I brought the whole strip club with me (Oh my God!), we 'bout to spark it My girl hurled in your backseat (Oh my God!!), but yo, it's cool We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's room? (What?) [Chorus: Murs & Shock G, Shock G] It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix shit (Come on) It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it [Verse 2: Murs, Shock G & Shock G as Humpty Hump] What you mean my dad's room? (Come on) Nigga is you crazy? And what's up with them glasses, what, ya eye kinda lazy? Anyways we gotta clean that shit up out the backseat But first, what's up with that blonde, you think she likes black meat? (Hey, hey Shock, c'mon) She said she was a virgin to the brown, never splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her moist, like the Rolls Royce backseat (Yeah) 'Least I can do is help you clean it up cousin (Thanks, man) What time is mom and dad comin'? Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and shit? We gotta hook up (What?) We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see what we can cook up One of them got they toes blue (Ooh), coochie shaved, so cool My nose tryin' to be with those when the doors close fool (Yeah... uh-huh) Exactly, fuck the backseat, I'm tryin' to smack cheeks Until they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get some lettuce Yo, what'chu mean, head? (Yeah) That's what I said, then call it a wrap, but what about your parents? (Well...) Well, they never called me back, I guess their flight got delayed So we got time to get laid, ayo Hump could you watch for that white Escalade? Did you even have to ask? Well, since you're on the task I'ma head upstairs and get focused on some ass And if I start to scream, do your best to ignore me (Aughh, aughhh!) If my parents come in, just tell 'em the Burger King story (Mmm-hmm) Just keep 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brain Hello Ms. Carter, he's gettin' drained (Ah-ha-haaa...) And her name is Elaine [Chorus: Murs & Humpty Hump] It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix shit It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it (Ayo, we tryna fix shit) It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit (Ayo, Murs, yo, you'd better fix shit, uh) It's risky business, man what is this? (That's right) I'm caught up in a twist, now we tryin' to fix shit [Outro: Murs & Humpty Hump] Ayy, don't worry about it (It's risky business) We'll clean shit up, don't worry about it (It's risky business) I'm 'bout to fix shit (Motherfucker, c'mon) (It's risky business) Ah-ha We'll clean this shit up Ayy, c'mon, don't worry about it Murs, you a asshole (Fix shit) You'd better fix it 'fore your mama get home (It's risky business) Uh (Fix shit) Ah-ha Eh-he-he-he (Risky business) Uh, yo Murs you better fix shit You'd better fix- uh, hahaha Uh, it's risky business I can't hear you, you'd better come over here next to the mic What? Ah-ha-ha What is the problem with you folks? Risky business Comin' to fix this Uh, this is appalling from you Murs (Eh-eh) Uh, business, tryna fix shit Hahaha (Yeah) You'd better fi- don't worry 'bout it 'cause Humpty Hump is 'bout to fix shit Ah-ha-ha Y'all niggas don't know Risky- it's risky business, nigga, what is this? Uh, he hit a harmony, harmony, uh, uh Hip-hop shit, non-stop shit Non-stop shit, hippy-hop shit, hippy-hop shit Uh, risky business!!!! Ah-hahahahaha!!