Intro (Murs For President)

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[Skit] [Alisa Goodsman] This is Alisa Goodsman, KKL9 Reporting live on the first day of the Murs campaign for presidency People are lined up on both sides of the street waiting for his motorcade headed down Peko Boulevard Oh wait, what's this? We've just been informed, he just passed Sky's Tacos [?] There is national coverage for this president's arrival on Cloverdale As he is about to announce his candidacy for President Oh, this is a beautiful sight There are people here from all walks of life lined up to catch a glimpse of the motorcade Oh, and now here comes the motorcade pulling up Oh, you should see: all the children are running alongside it And now we go live from Cloverdale To the podium outside of the Quarterhouse, for the official announcement [Announcer] Good afternoon ladies & gentlemen Uhh, yes, yes, thank you Uhh, can you please keep it down? Um, we'd like to do this in an orderly manner today Yes, what's that sir? Yes, of course, we will have time for that at the end And, here he comes, everyone It is with great honour and pleasure that I introduce to you Our future president, Murs [Reporters] -Are you Murs' stunt double? -What's your favourite food? -Hey, homie, you listen to any other music other than hip hop? -Who cut your hair? -What's your plan for the [?] -Murs, are you dating anyone? [Announcer] Okay, everyone, please settle down We're going to take this one question at a time Thank you Yes, miss Jenkins? [Jessica Jenkins] Yes, Jessica Jenkins from Sister To Sister magazine Candidate Murs, we know you solidified your grass roots constituency over the past few years But it's also very easy for a new candidate to succumb to the pressures and demands of the majority So what exactly is the direction of your campaign? [*Sound of a splat*]