Insurance Fraud

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Down and out? Broke again? Bills are piling to your chin Well here's a plan that's pretty sick If you're in need of money quick Just contact us, we'll screw the man This is our insurance plan! And after we're done Those Geico motherfuckers Aren't gonna know what hit 'em! We'll cut brake lines, we'll slice your tires We'll hit you in the face with a pair of pliers! We'll light the match We'll crash your car, swing bats! Insurance fraud! Make sure you're fully covered With a sweet insurance plan So you can reap the benefits Of this fucking brilliant scam For one lump sum The Waste will give you all your riches With a couple of broken legs And about four hundred stitches! We want trucks, jetskis and a grill!