Lyrics

When I first met you Ooo I thought I'd seen you in a magazine The way you handled all my jibber-jabber talking It must have seemed obscene I got so nervous cause I thought that Maybe I had lost my chance But when you called me up the next time on the telephone And invited me to the dance La La La La La LaLaLaLaLa La La La La La La My two left feet my filthy smile Was almost sure you wouldn't call me back But when you did I took two showers three baths And I even shaved my back But when I got to your house Wouldn't you know it I was ... I was there So I went to back to my room And all it was the porno mags and me La La La La La LaLaLaLaLa La La La La La La