Playa Hata Hotline

Lyrics

[Phone ring] "What's going on? You've reached SOS's very own Playa Hata Hotline If you are a player hater press 3! If you're that fine girl I've been waiting for, what's up girl? Where you been? I know you've been busy. So have I Leave a message and I'll hit you back at my earliest convenience Peace." [Beep] Yo Attention player haters and cock-blockers who've got time Angry neighbors and shit-talkers who plot crimes Are you mad at the success that I got cause I rock rhymes? If so, take it out on the Playa Hata Hotline! Where thousands of individuals Crowd around in they living room And shout about a whole lotta nothing like they in middle school Men & women who Got nothing better to do but Talk about those who have done better than you Get on the move and grab your credit Card or your debit Just get it Tell 'em I said it and receive a free complementary mix by DJ Lennox From the Goodfellas for you jealous People who dread us And wanna stick me all in my grill & shit like a dentist But when you see me act like a friend to me You playa haters are two-sided like Frosted Mini Wheats! Closer than kin to me you only pretend to be Call and talk about how you're mad cause you're wifey's feeling me Don't hate me, it ain't my fault But I thought Honestly why not Why not just watch a movie or something over at my spot I gave her five shots and a spy caught her kissing my crotch You would have thought she blew me or something She did a nice job (Ha) But don't be mad at me for mackin It takes two Be mad cause you missed all the action Matter of fact, you really wanna know what happened? Call the Playa Hata Hotline for a reenactment [beep] [woman moaning] [Hook] Pick up the phone and call the Playa Hata Hotline, for sure! If that is what you are All of y'all Pick up the phone and call the Playa Hata Hotline, for sure! If that is what you are All of y'all Pick up the phone and call the Playa Hata Hotline! [beep] [hater] [beep] Yo Why is it haters hate and try to take your ladies away? You making a crazy mistake You say she got rabies & AIDS You hate cause she say that you lame You take her on dates and you pay You ain't get no brains or get laid You change up your game you'll be straight You be hatin cause I made her holla For not a thing less than a dollar I hit it and you don't cause she see you like you're her father You do what she wanna You spot her Money for Prada My didicks in her throught and for free too she likes to swallow (gulp) Cause me & her popular You should be happy you even talk to her cause I'm happy when I'm on top of her And keep buying her lobster cause She said that's how my nut taste And she fucks great I call her my little cupcake She be screaming & moaning when me boning And I know it Gets you hot that I get in her pants But did you know that I also record it And show it? Pick up the phone and Call it while you've still got the chance! [Hook] The Playa Hata Hotline, for sure! If that is what you are All of y'all Pick up the phone and call the Playa Hata Hotline, for sure! If that is what you are All of y'all Pick up the phone and call the Playa Hata Hotline! [beep] [more haters] [a girl] [a racist] [more haters]