Horny as a Dandy

Lyrics

[Intro] I'm horny all night long, horny all night long I'm horny all night long, horny all night long I'm horny all night long, horny all night long I'm horny all night long, horny all night long Horny, horny, horny.... [Verse 1] You got me horny in the morning and you know I try to call you, but I can't find the telephone I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post [Verse 2] The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby? And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do My heart is ringin', so I'm singin' this song for you [Chorus] I'm horny Horny, horny, horny So horny I'm horny, horny, horny I'm horny Horny, horny, horny So horny I'm horny, horny, horny tonight [Verse 3] I searched from time to time, but I can't find my boo I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you I will keep searching on, this feeling's much too strong My heart is ringin', and I'm singin' this song for you [Bridge] And I like you, yeah, I like you And I like you I like you, I like you, I like you I like you, I like you, I like you And I feel horny, horny tonight [Chorus] I'm horny Horny, horny, horny So horny I'm horny, horny, horny I'm horny Horny, horny, horny So horny I'm horny, horny, horny tonight [Verse 2] Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny The post, it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby? And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do My heart is ringing, so I'm singing this song for you [Chorus] I'm horny Horny, horny, horny So horny I'm horny, horny, horny I'm horny Horny, horny, horny So horny I'm horny, horny I'm horny, horny I'm horny, horny, horny So horny I'm horny, horny, horny I'm horny, horny I'm horny, horny, horny So horny I'm horny, horny, horny tonight [Outro] Horny, horny Horny, horny, horny Horny, horny I'm horny, horny, horny tonight