Santa’s Pissed

Lyrics

[Intro] Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg The Batmobile lost its wheel *scratch* And the Joker fucked your mom! [Verse 1] Right in the ass Hey, hey, little girls and boys What's on your list for this year? Teddy bears and lots of gifts Well too fucking bad you greedy little bitch! You're getting razorblades Stockings of hand grenades And in your sleep tonight I'm gonna cum on your face! [Chorus] You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore The milk was sour and the cookies sucked So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt You're not getting anything for Christmas. you fucking whore Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line [Break] (Later we'll have some fucking pie, and we'll do some caroling) [Chris Motionless and "Peter Griffin"] Put that cookie down Put that cookie down, motherfucker! "As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living." [Refrain] Santa's pissed and he's coming to town Santa's pissed and he's coming to town He's taking names and he's throwing down [Interlude] Wicked witch of president sleep You smell like you're not going to see what you want to see Big brother's gonna shove it up your ass 1,000 oinks scratching at the field amount of dignity You said you'd always love meat, you'll see what gravity or anti-gravity can sleet Preacher says you ought to get the fuck out of the way That's when he looked at Duke, Spotsburg, he saw excitement With the dancing, you love dashing, you like that prancing, Dixon You hate Comet, you hate Cupid, fucking Donner and Blitzen What did you expect, gotta go harder, bitch You fucking Donner go hug a fucking light switch Some people never thought that coppers would run out Go save your breath and send Santa back to the slut house [Verse 2] 5 - severed heads in a box 4 - bitches on my cock 3 - beds of nails 2 - bullets 1 - gun [Breakdown] Broken candycanes Stockings of coal and bad grades You better watch out [Bridge] (Bend ya ova, I'ma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass) [Chorus] You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore The milk was sour and the cookies sucked So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line Bitch! [Outro] Merry Christmas, you filthy animal