I’m Not a Man

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Don Juan, picaresque, wife-beater vest Cold hand, ice man, warring caveman [Chorus] Well, if this is what it takes to describe I'm not a man [Verse 2] Wheeler-dealer, mover-shaker, casanova Beef-a-ronie, ah-ah, but lonely [Chorus] Well, if this what it takes to describe I'm not a man, I'm not a man I'm something much bigger And better than a man [Verse 3] Wise-ass, smart-ass, workaholic Thick-skinned, two-fisted, hombre, ole [Chorus] Well, if these are terms You'd use to describe— [Bridge] Oh, I'm shaking Look at me, I'm quaking True grit, true blue, kill crazy So very manly of you You are the soldier Who won't get much older You are the Slow Joe Who signed up to go, oh, oh, hoo-hoo Woo-woo, woo-woo [Verse 4] Wolf down, wolf down, T-bone steak Wolf down, cancer of the prostate Ways to sit, and of course, ways to stand [Chorus] I'm not a man, I'm not a man No big fat locker-room, hockey-jock laughing I am not a man I'd never kill or eat an animal, animal, ani— And I never would destroy this planet I am on Well, what d'you think I am, a man?